Top 3 reasons why everyone should have a transparent-plastic shower curtain
1. It could
save your life.
How many people needa get murdered by unseen assailants in
the shower before people wisen up and get transparent shower curtains? Great,
albeit overused plot device.. but I don’t quite fancy getting finished off like
that. And say.. if a ninja in training tried to smother you with the shower
curtain… a transparent-plastic shower curtain would totally boost your survival
rating… much easier to make a hole in a transparent-plastic shower curtain than
in one of those opaque-fabric type shower curtains… tried and tested!
2. It dries
much faster – as does the rest of the shower
I present Exhibit A
This is not just more pleasant and less of a
slipping-hazard, but also reduces the build-up of mold!
3. It’s non-porous
and as such doesn't get grubby like the fabric sort
Which fine.. good and bad…. Good - it stays clean longer and
makes cleaning easy… bad – it’s easier for your ninja enemies to dispose
of the evidence.. a quick rinse.. and blood be gone! That said there’s the body
to contend with… but anyone who’s anyone – who’s watched breaking bad knows
that this is not a problem … a wee bit of hydrofluoric acid and it’s like you were never there
1 Comments:
Thank you for this enlightening piece of information. You truly have a way of bringing light upon the world (and I don't just mean that Van Gogh-esque exhibit).
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