Top 3 reasons why everyone should have a transparent-plastic shower curtain

1. It could save your life.

How many people needa get murdered by unseen assailants in the shower before people wisen up and get transparent shower curtains? Great, albeit overused plot device.. but I don’t quite fancy getting finished off like that. And say.. if a ninja in training tried to smother you with the shower curtain… a transparent-plastic shower curtain would totally boost your survival rating… much easier to make a hole in a transparent-plastic shower curtain than in one of those opaque-fabric type shower curtains… tried and tested!

2. It dries much faster – as does the rest of the shower

I present Exhibit A

This is not just more pleasant and less of a slipping-hazard, but also reduces the build-up of mold!

3. It’s non-porous and as such doesn't get grubby like the fabric sort

Which fine.. good and bad…. Good - it stays clean longer and makes cleaning easy… bad – it’s easier for your ninja enemies to dispose of the evidence.. a quick rinse.. and blood be gone! That said there’s the body to contend with… but anyone who’s anyone – who’s watched breaking bad knows that this is not a problem… a wee bit of hydrofluoric acid and it’s like you were never there